Mom! Don’t come in! — 6 Comments

  1. Arctic air is responsible for the current cold-snap outside. Buying a big-screen TV for the man-cave is responsible for current frigid conditions inside.

  2. Pope Francis drew a record 6.6 million people to his Vatican events in 2013. This more than double any of his predecessors. “Given numbers like that, there would not be any local TV blackout”, said the NFL.

  3. Donkey meat at Walmarts in China has been recalled due to the product not being 100% pure. This may answer the question – “What did they do with all the horses when Hollywood Park shut down forever last week?”

  4. Hillary Clinton has updated her hairstyle by adding some fringe. Hard to believe that Hillary got banged. Critics are calling her new look the “Banghazi.”

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