Barack Obama has been playing a lot of golf in Hawaii. I wonder if he’s able to keep the same caddy.
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The Pew Research Center says one in three Americans don’t believe in evolution … The other two are Cowboys’ fans and know those guys aren’t far away from apemen.
I saw a commercial for a legal firm that said if your son takes a drug called Risperdal he may develop female breasts. Wow, if I had taken that drug as a kid I never would have left my room.
JILL: “Where do you call home?
WILL: “Actually, I’m from a ‘home.'”
JILL: “Did they let you out for the night?”
WILL: “No, I escaped. Can I get your number?”
JILL: “911.”
Ah, Los Angeles. Bellman at hotel tells family they “might want to wait inside” while valet gets their car because “it’s cold out there.”. Temperature? 55 degrees.
The Pew Research Center says one in three Americans don’t believe in evolution … The other two are Cowboys’ fans and know those guys aren’t far away from apemen.
The first legal pot shop in the US opened in Colorado yesterday at 4:20 pm.
RE: Minus 2 degrees in Detroit tonight! What happened to Global Warming? Can’t we even get that right in the Frozen Motor City?
She may be a cold-hearted bitch, but the Snow Queen does have some seriously nice snow globes.
I saw a commercial for a legal firm that said if your son takes a drug called Risperdal he may develop female breasts. Wow, if I had taken that drug as a kid I never would have left my room.
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I think I figured out why some people with a medical degree also get a law degree. They can make more money suing a doctor than being one.
JILL: “Where do you call home?
WILL: “Actually, I’m from a ‘home.'”
JILL: “Did they let you out for the night?”
WILL: “No, I escaped. Can I get your number?”
JILL: “911.”
Ah, Los Angeles. Bellman at hotel tells family they “might want to wait inside” while valet gets their car because “it’s cold out there.”. Temperature? 55 degrees.
Janice,
If you think that’s cold, go to the La Gloutonnerie restaurant and try to order in French.
Google it!
Kaley Cuoco called her recent wedding the ‘greatest night of my entire life.’ Apparently, she experienced the ‘big bang.’
In theory, anyway…