BILL WILLIAMS says:
It’s New Years Day and Miley has twerked the ball down in Times Square, Vin Scully has marshaled the Rose Parade and as usual, Charlie Sheen has covered the first bowl of the day …The toilet bowl. Was he ever sick!
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It’s12:30 a.m. on
New Years day.
So far, so good.
Jerry, it’s 12:30 p.m. on New Year’s Day here. Oh well, there’s always next year.
Hey Terry,
Yeah thanks…. wait, you mean this isn’t next year?
2014! Happpy New Beer!!!
Paparazzi who bug celebrities in California in 2014 can get a $10,000 fine and one year in jail. Except for those who follow Miley Cyrus around … Nobody in California likes her.
What’s the big deal? I’ve been giving myself “selfies” for years. Just ask my wife!
One of my genius employees just called to say (on voicemail) that she would not be in tomorrow due to “Incoming” weather. WTF.
Happy Doob Year to the people of Colorado!
Shouldn’t fatigues be sleepwear?
Next New Year’s Day the Tostitos Bowl will follow the Weed Bowl.