JOHN DRYBRED says:
There’s a debate over whether they should make a plus-size Barbie doll. There’s a joke in there somewhere. But you wouldn’t want to make fun at Barbie’s expanse.
JOHN DRYBRED says:
There’s a debate over whether they should make a plus-size Barbie doll. There’s a joke in there somewhere. But you wouldn’t want to make fun at Barbie’s expanse.
Funny, John!
Mitt Romney has a black grandson. Now he figures he’s halfway there … Next he’s going after his gardener’s vote
Congress is letting 55 popular tax breaks expire at the end of this year. From corporations who invest in renewable energy to the Puerto Rico rum tax … But the most devastating loss of all, Willie Nelson can’t claim Doritos as a business expense.
Man, there was plenty of gunfire in my block last night. Not because it was New Year’s Eve, though. You remember, I live in Detroit.
A happy new year to all, I’m already feeling better knowing that in a few hours I’ll be watching my memories of 2013 fade away, much like the way my hairline is doing.
Negatives of pictures that were taken nearly a hundred years ago were found frozen in a hut in Antarctica. They show a Russian ship stuck in the ice.
If a virgin dies and you have sex with the corpse, is it still a virgin?
Happy New Year, everybody. In just a few minutes, all our jokes will be a year older.
Jack, only if you do it in the woods with nobody around.