I only have eyes for you! — 8 Comments

  1. For Christmas Kim Kardashian’s daughter North West got a matching black lamborghini like her daddy Kanye West. Unfortunately, North West lost her driving privileges when she was caught driving and shaking her diamond -studded rattle at the same time.

  2. Residents of San Diego have been complaining about the strong stench from sea lion dung. Remember when the big stink in San Diego came from the mayor’s office.

  3. Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has so much gas that authorities are considering sticking a pipeline up his ass and transporting it into the United States.

  4. You know you’re old when you think you’ve done a quick corner in your Porsche and right behind is a girl in a SUV texting,’Do these pants make me look fat?’

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