JERRY W says:
Kim Jong UN’s father’s brother’s last words?
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
(Rough translation from Korean, he may have said mo-fo’s instead of monkey’s)
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JERRY W says:
Kim Jong UN’s father’s brother’s last words?
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
(Rough translation from Korean, he may have said mo-fo’s instead of monkey’s)
Hear about the prostitute who never made any money. She was flat busted.
“He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake….” So will Edward Snowden’s next attempt for asylum be an offer to some country to divulge the secrets of Santa?
When I heard someone saying Ho Ho Ho last night I thought that Santa had finally arrived, but it turned out to be just Charlie Sheen talking about the guest list for his Christmas party.
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Around the Holidays, Santa’s “bad girls” are the best!
Fox News’ Megyn Kelly says that Santa is white. I can’t wait to find out what color Saint Valentine and The Easter Bunny are.
Merry Christmas to everyone here that celebrates it, and for those who don’t, have a nice Wednesday. 😎
And a joyous Festivus for the rest of us!
P.S. My phones spell check program recognizes Festivus!
Wasn’t he in Gunsmoke with Miss Kitty?
T.C., yes, and maybe that’s why he’s joyous!
And when Miss Kitty found that it wasn’t a gun in his pocket, she became joyous too!
Is the wife of the Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback a Romosexual?
Jerry, do you think Miss Kitty and Pussy Galore are related?
Miss Kitty. Is she the one who invented the box?
A Texas man has been arrested after installing a hidden bathroom camera opposite the toilet at his work. The camera provided a “streaming” video.
A Chicago sandwich shop fired all of its employees a few days before Christmas. Sadly, the sandwich shop employees are now standing in the breadline.
A Florida man said he discovered an image of the Virgin Mary on a homemade tie-dye shirt. That’s nothing–I have three pairs of “holy” underwear.
The story from Dallas is that Tony Romo is in “no condition to practice.’. And Cowboys fans are thinking “that never stopped him from playing.”