Dead in a Taxi: The Desolation of Smaug — 12 Comments

  1. Two teenage parents have been arrested after being accused of letting their 23-month-old child smoke marijuana. Hey, they were just teaching their toddler to use the pot.

  2. North Korean leader Kim Jong un has executed his uncle for living a lifestyle that included gambling, womanizing, drinking and drugs. A tip for his buddy Dennis Rodman: On your next visit, be sure to always sit with your back against a wall.

  3. My wife says I’m insensitive. Just last night she wanted to show me her latest tattoo, and I innocently asked why the Hell she needed another Tramp Stamp…

  4. Un-piloted flight will change the face of America. It’s true … Playboy is developing the first silicone-enhanced drone.

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