BILL WILLIAMS says:
Turns out Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet, that was 80 years earlier. However he did invent something much more famous … the plumber’s crack.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Turns out Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet, that was 80 years earlier. However he did invent something much more famous … the plumber’s crack.
A 10-year-old Georgia boy was suspended from school after he pretended to shoot an imaginary arrow at a friend. Weird. But not as weird as this … A 10-year-old girl was suspended from the same school after pretending to point imaginary boobs at a friend.
A 7-degree low tonight in Michigan? That is snow good!
I read that they’ve outlawed gay sex in India, so now when I hear someone talking about an Indian saying “How” I have to think that perhaps that person wasn’t offering a friend the choice to be the top or the bottom.
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Eleanor Parker, who played the baroness in the “The Sound of Music” movie has died at 91. Let’s hope that NBC live special didn’t kill her.
Pope Francis is Time’s “Person of the Year.” What’s more surprising? That he’s made the Papacy relevant? Or that Time is still around?
Apparently over 200,000 people have signed up with a Dutch company potentially to be the first settlers to colonize Mars. Though to be fair, have to wonder how many of those signups were done by folks who secretly volunteered relatives or in-laws?
They say never lick a sign-post when it’s freezing outside, for obvious reasons. This also applies in the bedroom, with frigid wives. No use getting thuck.
Chrysler has recalled 1.2 Million Dodge Ram pickup trucks for steering problems. What I want to know is why would 1.2 million people buy a car with “DODGE,” “RAM,” written all over it.
Hey Bill: imaginary boobs? hahaha, No, they are real & they all work at head office!
TC, guess you don’t know any 10-year-old girls. Training bra?