NSA still listening. — 16 Comments

  1. The Detroit Tigers announced that they have sent Prince Fielder and $30M to the Texas Rangers. The Rangers demanded the $30M to help cover the anticipated increase in their food budget.

  2. A state government in India announced politicians will not be allowed to run for office unless they have toilets in their homes. If there was a similar law here, there would be no Alabama politicians.

  3. Gary, Alabama would probably still have politicians unless the law specified that “Indoor Plumbing” was required. If it was written that way, then the Tea Party would have to change its name to S.O.L.

  4. Famous Psychic Sylvai Browne is dead at age 77. She predicted Elvis would die young, the iPhone would sell big, and the USA would win a war … Two out of three ain’t bad.

  5. The Army is seeking ugly women because they say ugly women are more competent and less prone to be sexually assaulted … Fine, unless they come up against an Al-Qaeda faction that lives in the basement.

  6. A survey released today says Used Car Salesmen are reviled more than any profession, even more than US Congressmen and Senators.

  7. So Obama knew six months before the rollout of the health care website that it would crash from the demand. Obama careless.

  8. A 9-year-old boy was suspended from school after he was caught crushing up Smarties candies and snorting the powder. The good news is he will probably grow up and become the mayor of Toronto.

  9. Following the lead of NFL Redskins activists, leaders of these native tribes want NCAA College teams to stop using the names “Fighting Chippewas and Fighting Illini”. Is the world ready for the Notre Dame “Fighting Quasimodos”?

  10. Grey Cup weather report for Regina: -10C (14F) with wind chill to feel like -25C (-11F), Saskatchewan Roughriders will have home ice advantage. This is not to be confused with the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, where China led with 51 Gold Medals due to home rice advantage.

  11. A study says that E-cigarettes, where the user inhales vaporized nicotine, has led to a high rate of smokers actually quitting. Watch for Cheech and Chong’s next movie, Up in Vapor.

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