BILL WILLIAMS says:
Statistics say China is set to consume more wine than either the US or France. This is good to know … With luck they’ll drink themselves into a stupor, smoke a little crack cocaine, then forget about the money we owe.
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TV pitchman Kevin Trudeau may be sent to prison for lying about a product he was advertising. The cell is expected to be large enough to hold “ShamWow” Vince and Ron Popeil, the Pocket Fisherman guy as well.
Former 49ers offensive lineman Kwame Harris, who is gay, was convicted of battery when he beat up his ex-boyfriend in a Chinese restaurant. He said he was only sorry that he didn’t pummel him again half an hour later.
Tom Cruise says his job as an actor is just as tough as a soldier’s. He doesn’t get the difference that in a days “shoot” as a soldier can land you in places like Flander’s Field – permanently.
I don’t get why Tom Cruise thinks acting is so difficult, he’s easily convinced many women that he’d be a great husband.
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Bill W.: some jokes here have been used in news and other media. The ones I’ve seen have always been credited to the original writers.
I met this girl named Ima Wolf…she huffed and puffed, and blew my mind.
My wife reads romance novels to keep from talking to me. Hell, I can take off my shirt, oil my muscular torso, and pretend I’m a handsome Count. “Yeah,” she says, “Count Dorkula.”
TC, are those primarily sport jokes?
yes, my jokes are primarily sports based, with the occasional Toronto mayor one thrown in. And no, I’m not smoking crack when I write them. 😉
sorry Bill, if you meant media picking up jokes here, I’d say most of them taken are sports related, but I have seen other quotes used, with proper credit given of course.
thank you tc, i was wondering if media people used this sight for their shows.