TC in BC says:
Pamela Anderson successfully competed in The New York City Marathon. ESPN televised the event and when they showed Pam running, it was in Slo-Mo.
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TC in BC says:
Pamela Anderson successfully competed in The New York City Marathon. ESPN televised the event and when they showed Pam running, it was in Slo-Mo.
I’m very earth friendly. I never stop and smell the flowers if there’s any chance I could give them my cold.
Pam Anderson ran in the New York City Marathon … Because competing runners complained, she wasn’t scored until 44 inches after crossing the finish line.
Dolphins lineman Jonathan Martin is undergoing couselling in California. His therapist plays him Kelly Clarkson’s “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger” song every 20 minutes.
Did you hear about the Oregon sports fan who got arrested? Seems he Ducks to see the Beavers.
Today’s TV sitcoms are sexual. Which makes any series spinoff a tailspin.
Play a country song backwards and you get your girl and your truck back, you’re no longer drunk, and your hound dog comes back to life.
Funnier when Rascal Flatts sang it.
Macy’s has a Christmas commercial using clips of the Santa from the original version of “Miracle on 34th Street.” So they’re commercializing a Christmas character who was against the commercialism of Christmas. Sort of like Ted Cruz getting health insurance from the Obamacare website.
Now backup Green Bay quarterback Seneca Wallace is injured. Think that Brett Favre’s wife has hidden his cellphone?
Pat Knight says he hopes his father Bob, who still holds a grudge against Indiana University for firing him, will eventually return for a basketball game. Maybe the Hoosiers could someday invite Bob to throw out the first chair?
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