With a basement for storage (six feet under). — 8 Comments

  1. A new Gallup poll says 58% of Americans now support legalizing marijuana, the highest percentage ever. And no doubt that doesn’t count another 5-10% who responded, “uh, sure, maybe, I don’t know, what was that question again, man?

  2. An alligator wandered right outside a Walmart in Apopka, Florida last night, but returned to its nearby lake without incident. But the 6-foot creature now holds the title of the scariest thing seen at that Walmart, well not wearing curlers and short shorts….

  3. When I was growing up the definition for those who strived to shut down the government was anarchists, Now they call themselves tea-partiers and patriots. Sen. Cruz, if it talks like a duck and acts like a duck, it is a duck.

  4. Michigan’s Legislature is voting to outlaw use of State-issued “Bridge Cards” at Liquor stores and strip clubs. Hell, how are poor people supposed to have any fun?

  5. Swedish police are investigating a man’s allegations a woman stole money from his apartment, and then slapped him with a mackerel … Her defense: He was a cheap-ass and lousy at spawning.

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