BILL WILLIAMS says:
A real estate developer and his son were killed in a plane crash at Santa Monica Airport … They’ll be buried at Location! Location! Location!
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
A real estate developer and his son were killed in a plane crash at Santa Monica Airport … They’ll be buried at Location! Location! Location!
A new Gallup poll says 58% of Americans now support legalizing marijuana, the highest percentage ever. And no doubt that doesn’t count another 5-10% who responded, “uh, sure, maybe, I don’t know, what was that question again, man?
An alligator wandered right outside a Walmart in Apopka, Florida last night, but returned to its nearby lake without incident. But the 6-foot creature now holds the title of the scariest thing seen at that Walmart, well not wearing curlers and short shorts….
When I was growing up the definition for those who strived to shut down the government was anarchists, Now they call themselves tea-partiers and patriots. Sen. Cruz, if it talks like a duck and acts like a duck, it is a duck.
Michigan’s Legislature is voting to outlaw use of State-issued “Bridge Cards” at Liquor stores and strip clubs. Hell, how are poor people supposed to have any fun?
Weird Trick for Seniors:
Let’s play hide-the-walker, Auntie Lou!
Swedish police are investigating a man’s allegations a woman stole money from his apartment, and then slapped him with a mackerel … Her defense: He was a cheap-ass and lousy at spawning.
At the hairdresser, my wife’s ears were supposed to burn only because of the gossip. But they got too close to the curling iron.
I’m into cloning. Can’t wait to shake hands with myself and say, “Likewise, I’m sure.”