Quack! — 6 Comments

  1. One of the cellphone giants runs an ad that mentions “glossophobia” is the fear of public-speaking. Sounds more like the fear of lip-gloss.

  2. A Night at the Opera! My wife looks at the opulent stage and singers, and shrieks: “I just want to soak all this in!” I think to myself, yeah, like a giant super maxi-pad…

  3. New Hampshire is the latest state to legalize marijuana. Supporters announced a new political party to celebrate, called the “Doritos Party.” They don’t care who is elected so long as they turn the music up.

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