WILL the THRILL says:
Some people make money by posting goofy cat videos on the Internet. Hmmm, I thought, I’ll do this too. So, I bought a web-oriented pet…So far, no one seems interested in my duck videos.
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Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Is this the same duck that says “AhFlak” yourself?
One of the cellphone giants runs an ad that mentions “glossophobia” is the fear of public-speaking. Sounds more like the fear of lip-gloss.
A Night at the Opera! My wife looks at the opulent stage and singers, and shrieks: “I just want to soak all this in!” I think to myself, yeah, like a giant super maxi-pad…
New Hampshire is the latest state to legalize marijuana. Supporters announced a new political party to celebrate, called the “Doritos Party.” They don’t care who is elected so long as they turn the music up.
That duck got a tickee for jaywalking didn’t he? Ah, jut put it on my bill, Bill.