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Lowly Giants. A study in contrasts. — 11 Comments

  1. It’s probably just me, but doesn’t Ted Cruz’s steely sanctimonious gaze make him look more and more like Wisconsin’s junior Senator Tailgunner Joe McCarthy every day?

  2. A new study says ginseng may help erectile dysfunction … It’ll work for sure, but you’ll be horny thirty minutes later.

  3. My wife wants her dermatologist to do a micro-abrasion on her face. Fine with me. Hell, it’s no skin off my nose…

  4. Congress and Senate vote to end 16-day shutdown. Obama to sign … Thank goodness. Now Smokey the Bear can stop doing it in the woods for the big bucks.

  5. Michelle Obama’s vegetable garden has become a weed-ridden mess during the government shutdown. Fortunately, Bill Clinton said he will help rejuvenate the garden. He even volunteered to bring a few hoes.

  6. Scientists are alarmed that there has been a sharp decline in the moose population. Paris Hilton attributes the drop in numbers to moose being killed to make rich desserts.

  7. Police in Indiana arrested a man accused of running through traffic nude and jumping onto vehicles while they were stopped at traffic lights. You don’t want to know what he used in lieu of a squeegee.

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