JERRY W says:
They might have been a wealthy or maybe a poor couple but we’ll never know since now they’re on both sides of the tracks. (see previous day’s highlighted joke)
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JERRY W says:
They might have been a wealthy or maybe a poor couple but we’ll never know since now they’re on both sides of the tracks. (see previous day’s highlighted joke)
Worried about the debt ceiling? Elect Chicken Little to congress.
Corporate board members ordered psychiatric evaluations of the CEO. Instead of showing a pie chart, he baked them a cake.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones called his teams loss to the Broncos a moral victory. Translation: they beat the spread and I made a shitload of money.
My mean wife, who works for a chemical lab, treats me like a hazmat…
After questioning by police, the suspect went into a cell with a TV. Thus going from the right to remain silent to a sportscast by Dick Vitale.
Remember the interest rate on your bank accounts before they neutered and Botoxed it?
Tiger Woods won the final point to clinch the President’s Cup for the USA. Out of habit he asked where the President’s Boob was.
Microsoft wants to boot Bill Gates for a younger CEO … Bill Gates is so old, he remembers when “computer” was the guy in class who could figure out which girl wore falsies.
Mark Sanchez had season-ending surgery today, and said “I’m very disappointed that I can’t be out there to help my team on the field.” Many NY Jets fans are thinking that he’s doing a great job of helping his team by staying OFF the field.
Definition of a “non-essential government worker.” Anyone whose job doesn’t immediately and directly benefit me.