TC in BC says:
A couple having sex on the tracks was run over by a train in Russia this week. This is the first documented case where a train pulled out on time, but the people did not.
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TC in BC says:
A couple having sex on the tracks was run over by a train in Russia this week. This is the first documented case where a train pulled out on time, but the people did not.
An old man masturbated at a McDonalds Drive thru as he attempted to pay for his food. Hopefully, the cashier did not tell him to come again.
In spite of a government shutdown, Wisconsin governor Scott Walker has refused to close federal parks. A good thing since federal parks in Wisconsin provide important recreational activities like hiking, fishing, and milking.
Did you hear about the farmer who gave his farmhand free housing and a pumpkin? Yes, that’s right–free room and gourd.
A new poll says that clubbing is just as popular in Vegas as gambling is. Especially among those casino employees who deal with cheaters.
Sometimes Congress is in session so long that members take rest and recreation on site. Which explains why some congressional offices have sandboxes.
A NYC strip club has decided to stop showing Giants games. Makes sense–male customers are not there to see the Giants getting undressed each week.
The only thing I’ve seen topless at home in ages is my freaking convertible.
Police said 600 pumpkins worth $4,200 were stolen from a Long Island, N.Y., farm. Six hundred pumpkins can make about 3,000 pies. Chris Christie says he has an alibi.
good one Gary! secret sauce?
You get one guess as to which hole guys will look at when a nude woman runs around the golf course during a tournament.
Thanks, TC!
I have found that putting “Migrant Worker” on my resume does nothing for me. I just don’t get picked.
Microsoft wants to boot Bill Gates for a younger CEO. Bill Gates is so old, he remembers when “computer” was the guy in class who could figure out which girl wore falsies.