Pardon me, do you have any Grey Groupon? — 8 Comments

  1. I know why the Lottery calls them “Instant Games.” One quick glance at the losing numbers, and I know instantly I’ve lost, again.

  2. “I’m looking for a sign,” I beg the cute blonde, who is 1/3 my age. “OK,” she sneers. “It’s big, it’s red, and it says STOP!”

  3. The Obamacare form asks new applicants, “Where do you live?” and “Have you had sex?” Or you can just check “Basement.”

  4. An Oklahoma man was arrested on burglary charges after police matched his DNA to used toilet paper found at the scene of the crime. He made two critical mistakes–not flushing properly and not waiting until AFTER the burglary to stop at Taco Bell.

  5. At the Presidents Cup Tournament today, Tiger’s girl, Lindsey Vonn, placed a baby squirrel on his back. Guess she doesn’t know that’s what got him in trouble in the first place – “strange squirrelly bushy tail”.

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