TC in BC says:
North Korean border guards shot to death a South Korean man who tried to swim to NK. He would have made it had he worn a Dennis Rodman jersey.
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TC in BC says:
North Korean border guards shot to death a South Korean man who tried to swim to NK. He would have made it had he worn a Dennis Rodman jersey.
Yesterday was National Drink Beer Day. Today is National Wake Up Next to an Ugly Woman Day.
Good one, TC!
Thx Gary!
Wanted to buy a pumpkin today. Wife says no, they’re a waste of money. No one squashs fun like her.
George Bush senior attended a same sex wedding and was surprised that it made the news. Said the ex-president “Barbara and I have been in a same sex marriage for decades, no sex this year, same as last year”.
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
Portland has the world’s only vegan strip club, a place were you can enjoy a striptease and a veggie burger at the same time. Vegans have to be ever watchful though. One dancer tried to sneak a hard boiled egg in for her lunch … I won’t tell you where they found it.
Two pilots on a Transatlantic flight fell asleep at the same time, leaving the autopilot in charge … Flight attendants became suspicious when the autopilot asked for a second glass of WD-40.
A Chinese cook was executed for killing two policemen with his sausage knife … It was a sad case all around, but on a positive note Guy Fieri said the meat just fell off the bone.
lol Bill, off the bone.
Thank you
A shout-out to Morticians! Nobody does it deader.
Morticians? Yeah, on an average day they deal with more stiffs than an erectile disfunction clinic.
Before the GPS, the music minded benefited from road maps. If you could fold a road map, you could play the accordion.
Longtime Las Vegas magician John Calvert has died at age 102. He will be buried in a coffin with his head protruding from one end and his feet sticking out from the other.
More than half a billion German Reichsmarks were discovered in a time capsule from 1930 hidden inside an organ in Norway. The only organ to ever yield more wealth belongs to Ron Jeremy.
Surgeons in China have grown a new nose on the forehead of a man who injured his original one in a car accident. Believe it or not, this kind of procedure is not a 21st century medical miracle. When I was in 5th grade, I had a teacher with eyes in the back of her head.
Someone ought to publish this stuff! (Or at least steal it for Open Mike Night shows in Ann Arbor, Michigan.)