JANICE HOUGH says:
Burger King announced they have come up with new french fries containing 40% less fat and 30 % fewer calories. The better, no doubt, to be sold in “Super-sized” portions.
JANICE HOUGH says:
Burger King announced they have come up with new french fries containing 40% less fat and 30 % fewer calories. The better, no doubt, to be sold in “Super-sized” portions.
You have to be at least a little worried when your pilots get on the plane in pajamas and carrying pillows.
I think I know why they wanted me to give a motivational speech. I kept forgetting to give it.
There was public protest after the post office announced a raise in postage rates of 3 cents per envelope. In addition to costing the average consumer as much as $1.50 a year, the terms postage and envelope have caused confusion in Americans who are under the age of 25.
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Archeologists have found a 5,000-year-old leopard trap in Israel. Of course, it was empty because there are no 5,000-year-old leopards.
They would have had better luck if they were looking for an over 40 year old cougar trap in Los Angeles, got to be thousands of them around here…
My pet cockatoo was twitching and moaning in his sleep…probably dreaming of some hot, tufted titmouse.
Team Oracle won the Americas Cup. And it’s a little like Kennedy’s famous speech. We strive for greatness not because it is easy, but because we can cheat.
Schools in Finland are the best according to Programme for International Student Assessment (PISA), a standardized test given to 15-year-olds. The US was 19th. But don’t despair, the US was a resounding first in (PIZZA), stealing a nerd’s lunch money within 30 minutes of leaving home.
If 60 is the “new” 50, then my shabby-chic wardrobe is Salvation-Armani.
A man in China is growing a nose on his forehead to be replace his old one … It started with Mao Zedong, and now includes Mao Zenose and Mao Zeears.
Over the weekend President George H W Bush was an official witness at a same-sex marriage in Maine … Know the difference between a regular marriage and one between two women? The maid of honour and the best man wear the same dresses.
lol at Bill W Mao joke!