WILL the THRILL says:
An amoeba floats into a bar…”I always lose every single-cell phone I buy.”
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WILL the THRILL says:
An amoeba floats into a bar…”I always lose every single-cell phone I buy.”
If the guy that shot up the navy installation in Washington heard voices in his head from an invisible person before going crazy and starting that murder spree, should we be keeping a close eye on Pat Robertson and his kind? Just asking….
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I thought getting a tattoo would get me some street cred. It hasn’t. Crud.
My wife and I saw a bright red vintage Thunderbird for sale. The sign on the window read” “$28,000, Needs TLC!” Sharon immediately quipped: “That’s a Lot of Cash!”
Gale Sayers, AKA the “Kansas Comet,” is suing the NFL claiming memory loss from head injuries … Apparently he’s mad because he thought he’d done something really important with his life.
A frog says to a princess: “It’s really me. But I’m just not myself today.”
There was a guy somewhere in New York you wouldn’t have wanted to tangle with. Kept 850 snakes in his garage.