JERRY W says:
The New York Times reports that Manson Whitlock, the worlds oldest typewriter repair man was found dead. The police investigator says it appears that he was stabbed to death with a slide rule, and the murder suspect then escaped in a Studebaker Commander.
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Big man-cave plans this weekend with football and baseball…Old-Bat Wife wants to guano on my parade.
Nobody knows where the Miss World contestant calling herself Miss Uzbekistan really came from. But she arrived in a carriage shaped like a pumpkin.
Tiger will be leading the field in round 2 of Tour Championship, but not how he expected. How about a 6:45 am tee time?
Britney Spears signs multi-million dollar contract to appear at the Planet Hollywood Casino in Vegas. Can peanut butter and banana sandwiches and Jenny Craig be far behind?
A New York art dealer scammed customers out of $80 million over 15 years with fake paintings. Someone finally got a clue when she tried to sell them “Starry Night” by Vincent Van Kinko.
I see every day why the post office keeps talking rate increase. My carrier’s mailbag is a Gucci.
Who says romance is dead? My wife hooked two Cheetos in her lip, and said “Kiss me! I’m a horny walrus!” Why me?
Aaarrrgghh! Ahoy maties! Having me grog tonite as I write this. Today is “talk like a pirate day” Here we go – CTRL-A; CTRL-C; CTRL-V. Avast ye scoundrels, I’m a VIDEO Pirate!!!!