BILL WILLIAMS says:
A medical marijuana store in Rhode Island is offering to deliver… Delivery is in 30 minutes…or 40 minutes…or 50 minutes…or ‘Whatever dude.’
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
A medical marijuana store in Rhode Island is offering to deliver… Delivery is in 30 minutes…or 40 minutes…or 50 minutes…or ‘Whatever dude.’
The New York Times reports that Manson Whitlock, the worlds oldest typewriter repair man was found dead. The police investigator says it appears that he was stabbed to death with a slide rule, and the murder suspect then escaped in a Studebaker Commander.
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I’ve created a new theme song for “Adult Depends” diapers, it’s loosely based on “If You’re Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands”.
The lyrics are: “If you’re well protected and you know it crap your pants…”.
Go ahead and try to get that song out of your head, I’ve found that it’s harder to ignore than Disney’s “It’s A Small World After All”.
Oops, I did it again…..
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Hmmmm, 30 Years to Life is a pretty brutal sentence. “Oh, Hi, Hon. Happy Anniversary…”
A crocodile jawed onto a guy’s left arm while he was playing a Mexican golf course and made off with three fingers. Think we could twist his right arm to play there again?
Conservative commentators on FOX say if Reagan were president today he’d teach Syria a lesson, like he taught Russia a lesson back in 87 about that pesky wall … Course if Reagan were alive today he’d probably think Syria was what he had for breakfast.
A rare 1967 Corvette sold at auction for $3.2 million. It’s rare for two reasons: Chevy built only 20 … And Christine Jorgensen after driving it decided she didn’t need it or her penis.
When I was growing up, the term for a loose woman was a “Working Girl.” Now it appears to be a “Twerking Girl…”