WILL the THRILL says:
Windex and Kool-aid Hawaiian Punch are the same lovely blue color. But they don’t taste the same at all. Don’t ask how I know this.
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WILL the THRILL says:
Windex and Kool-aid Hawaiian Punch are the same lovely blue color. But they don’t taste the same at all. Don’t ask how I know this.
I met a Japanese girl with a stormy personality: Her name? Sue Nami.
My wife says she was 8 when she first tried her hand at…sex.
Hitler’s bodyguard died last week at 96 … He’s the one who told the Fuhrer, ‘Sure, if you kill yourself people will remember only your good deeds.’
I hear a baby photographer tried to get a picture of Kim Kardashian and her new baby in one shot and had to invent a whole new technology to do it … BBW Pixels.
Iowa has been issuing gun permits to blind people … Why not? They issue fishing permits to Red Lobster.