JERRY W says:
Q. Why did Jason Collins come out as a gay man and Lamar Odom marry a Kardashian?
A. Jason Collins had first choice.
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JERRY W says:
Q. Why did Jason Collins come out as a gay man and Lamar Odom marry a Kardashian?
A. Jason Collins had first choice.
Fifty-five of the sixty-nine BCS football schools say no minors on campus because of the Penn State scandal … So I guess at the other 19 schools you can still get coal on campus.
Lolly got a bean caught in her throat. It was hard, particularly on Labor Day, to watch her lolly-gag.
The world’s oldest globe has been discovered in a private collection in London … It is so old, it’s square.
Sonny Bono has been dead for 15 years … And Cher still misses him. Not as much as she misses her third nose. But she still misses him.
The Arab League of Nations wants us to blow up Syria … Wow, are they Syria-us?
A new study says the average man has grown 4 inches in the last century. Sorry, gentlemen, we’re talking height.
Apparently some Christians are claiming that Tim Tebow was cut from the Patriots for reasons of religious persecution. Really? If a guy had a QB rating near 100, he could sacrifice goats at midfield and end up with multiple free agent offers.
Lindsey Vonn has rejoined the US Ski team for the first time since her February injury. She made a couple of practise runs on Sunday in Chile. Coincidentally, her new squeeze Tiger, also went downhill on Sunday and Monday in Boston.
We who suffer from misophonia can go into a rage in connection with certain sounds. Dick Vitale’s basketball announcing makes me wish I had a sound grasp of his neck.
The Chancellor of Texas A&M University’s name is John Sharp. Manziel’s lawyers have been notified not to attempt to trademark the name Johnny Sharpie.
The Province of Quebec wants to ban public servants from using any religious cymbals. Timpani, bongos, tambourines, snare drums etc, will still be allowed.
Syrai says Obama is hesitant and confused and is afraid to strike them without Congressional approval. Not only that, they said if America was a McDonald’s meal they’d be “Chicken McNuggets.”