TC in BC says:
Major League Baseball has agreed to add video replay challenges next year. All games will be under NSA surveillance and disputed calls will be reviewed by Edward Snowden somewhere in Russia.
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Q. Why did Jason Collins come out as a gay man and Lamar Odom marry a Kardashian?
A. Jason Collins had first choice.
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My wife does tricks at parties. She is a magician and a hooker. She can pull a rabbit out of her hat, and a pussy out of her jeans.
Botanists say adjacent plants talk to each other on a communication chain of fungal hyphae. You can imagine one saying to another: “You took the words right out of my fungi.”
That daisy, all the bees say she’s so easy.
Bill, I heard that Daisy was f’n Goofy, and maybe that’s why Donald dumped her.
The Patriots cut Tim Tebow. Even though he went down on both knees for the coach, in the locker room.
Hey Jerry, happy Labor Day. Hope your biggest labor this weekend is pulling a SQN cork.
Two Canadian warships collided into each other off the West Coast during naval exercises. Wtf is our entire navy doing on the same coast? Good thing we’re on friendly terms with countries such Portugal, Cameroon and Morrocco.
I’ve invented a new product that’s bound to please both men and women. It’s a feminine hygiene spray that tastes like bacon.
“Obama seeks approval from Congress on Syria.” Good luck. Think its highly unlikely he could get Congress to agree on whether or not Syria actually exists.
Terry,
I’m thinking that you could sell 55 gallon drums of that at Costco if they were located right alongside the Tuna cans. Just sayin….