JANICE HOUGH says:
A new study says that on average, single men only wash their bed sheets four times a year. Wonder how many of those single men polled responded “you wash sheets?”
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JANICE HOUGH says:
A new study says that on average, single men only wash their bed sheets four times a year. Wonder how many of those single men polled responded “you wash sheets?”
Scientists just announced the possibility we came from Mars. Damn! I thought I’d completed my genealogy search!
The cat token is finally making its debut in Monopoly, seven months after being chosen in a world-wide vote … Hasbro dressed the little pussy cat in flesh colored bra and panties, and when she wiggles up backwards to Scottie Dog she goes directly to jail.
The NCAA has suspended QB Johnny Manziel for the 1st two quarters of Texas A & M’s season opener. This means he will be available for the entire first half to autograph your A&M souvenirs.
Shouldn’t Alec Baldwin play King Arthur? Keeps trying to prove he’s so tough he could pull a sword out of a rock.
I have an ATM card that is digital. All it ever says is YOU ARE OVERDRAWN. I tried to cut it in half, but a woman’s voice started screaming.
A group of North Korean pop artists that included leader Kim Jong-un’s ex-girlfriend have been executed for violating strict laws against porn. So we may never hear from Psy again? 😎
The Province of Quebec wants to ban public servants from wearing any religious head wear or symbols. “What if we put a Montreal Canadiens logo on them?” asked community leaders.
TC in BC,
The Quebecers would simply shake their heads and respond “Tabernac”…..
Mystery writer Sue Grafton’s mansion is for sale. Not the one in Kentucky. The $10 million one in California with nine bathrooms, ocean view, pool, gym, putting green and croquet lawn. “L is for loaded.”
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are breaking up, and it’s not your usual Hollywood irreconcilable differences. It’s restaurant related. Michael just doesn’t want to eat at the Y anymore.
haha Jerry, sacrement de tabernac!!!
So the U.S. wants to send Syria a message but not do anything too serious that might start a war. Maybe we should turn the disciplinary action against them over to the NCAA?