JOHN DRYBRED says:
Babies crack their first smile at about six weeks old. Other cracks start working long before that.
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JOHN DRYBRED says:
Babies crack their first smile at about six weeks old. Other cracks start working long before that.
I owe no one. I owe two.
That’s a perfect definition for tiny tape recorders: mouthtraps.
Looks like the major difference between Congress in $E$$ION and Congress in RECE$$ is one third less $.
“Al Jazzier America” news network debuted this week … They’re a little unfamiliar with American news TV. They hired Al Franken as anchor.
Any pro baseball game is now the battle of the beards.
You can’t blame the navy for laying off one civilian drone operator. The guy took out a chair lift.
Miley Cyrus at the MTV’s: She tried to be Billy Ray but she didn’t have the balls.
Tiger dropped to his knees in pain on Sunday due to a sore back he blamed on a soft mattress. It appears to be caused from something worse, like maybe an old 9-iron injury.
This is the second year in a row that Tiger has complained of a bad back from a hotel mattress at this tournament. Does this property have a pancake house and/or cocktail bar attached to it?
Can’t wait to see his “Trip Advisor” review.
That new panda bear is doing better than Donald Trump. Especially hair.
Miley Cyrus … If she doesn’t make it in the music business, she could always become the mayor of San Diego.
Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus performed at the VMA’s. Or as I like to call them “Lady and the Tramp.”
Researchers found that women who eat more fruits and vegetables have a lower risk of bladder cancer. In other words, there’s a link between peas and pees.