LIDIA BEAN says:
After the success of CARS and PLANES Disney’s next movie is called “HANDS.” An animated version of the San Diego mayor’s antics.
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LIDIA BEAN says:
After the success of CARS and PLANES Disney’s next movie is called “HANDS.” An animated version of the San Diego mayor’s antics.
Not even dresses get an even break. The back of one model goes to the floor, and its front quits at the crotch.
LPGA Women’s Canadian Open leader Christie Kerr messed up a shot yesterday when someone slammed the door of a port-a-potty on her back swing. PGA fans would’ve yelled “Baba-Pooey”.
Ok, it’s a crappy joke. Just wanted to start the weekend with some toilet humor.
Some boredom in the bedroom this weekend…scrapbooking has lost its thrill.
Lines at Heathrow are much longer than usual following information that Al-Qaeda terrorists were planning to hide bombs in women’s breast implants. Dolly Parton alone went through 22 separate pat downs.
Major League Baseball has agreed to add video replay challenges next year. All games will be under NSA surveillance and disputed calls will be reviewed by Edward Snowden somewhere in Russia.
Former disgraced Chinese Communist Party official Bo Xilai’s trial has begun. Bo Knows Bribery, Bo Knows Murder and Bo Knows Extortion are among the charges. Sources say that he will be found guilty, so get ready for “Bo Knows Bars – Prison Bars”.
Bradley Manning, sentenced to 35 years in prison for leaking classified military documents, says he is a women trapped in a man’s body … Turns out he wasn’t committing treason. It was just girl talk.
Bradley (Chelsea) Manning’s biggest regret: Not having Cher as a mom.
Dodgers have soon to be 86 year old Vin Scully listed as “day to day”.
Studies show birds are smart enough to learn speed limits for cars on roads where they hang out. If only drivers were.
Good to see the CIA finally acknowledging Area 51. Maybe one of these days we can get them to recognize the existence of the US Constitution.
NFL Cleveland fans realize that Area 51 is uncharted territory for their team. That would mean moving the ball beyond midfield.
A new study says that on average, single men only wash their bed sheets four times a year. Wonder how many of those single men polled responded “you wash sheets?”