LIDIA BEAN says:
An Indian submarine blew up in Mumbai port Wednesday. What happened was the sub wouldn’t start and the captain called up tech support in India for help.
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LIDIA BEAN says:
An Indian submarine blew up in Mumbai port Wednesday. What happened was the sub wouldn’t start and the captain called up tech support in India for help.
There’s a new alternative to entering a new relationship. You step into a bear trap.
I haven’t really been beaten down. I’m still putting my best knee forward.
Tuned in to the end of the Patriots game and saw Tebow doing what he is most famous for and talented at. Going down on one knee.
Going down on One Knee? Is Tebow on a tribal reservation? Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
Thanks to my neighbour to the south on the I-5 Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times and Cam Hutchinson of the Saskatoon Express for putting my Johnny Manziel jokes in print. (Aug 12 issue page 20)
http://seattletimes.com/html/sidelinechatter/2021635900_chatter18xml.html
http://www.saskatoonexpress.com/current.html
hahaha Jerry. very good.
I was happy to see that my Red Sox killed the Yanks last night. Due to recent news out of the New England area, a more appropriate verb than “killed” should be used?
John Wayne, “The Searchers” 1956. ‘You speak pretty good American, for a Comanche.’
James Dean committed suicide. He could have hit the brakes, he just didn’t want to make another movie with Natalie Wood.
“Wood” was a nickname Natalie got in high school when she showed up for cheer leader tryouts without panties.
I hit the ground running. As soon as my feet touched down I started to pee.
Boston hurler Ryan Dempster beaned A-Rod on a 3-0 pitch tonight. Yanks GM Brian Cashman immediately sent mgr Girardi out to argue the call and to bring Alex back to the plate so Dempster could bean him again.
Hey Pay-Rod! Why do you think it’s called Bean Town?
The Obama family returned to the White House tonight after a 9 day vacation in Martha’s Vineyard. Many in Congress were critical of the trip, and no doubt more will criticize the President when when they return from their summer recess on Sept 9.
Looks like the new Jobs movie is generating about as much interest as a sale on two-year old iPhones.