BILL WILLIAMS says:
OJ Simpson got his prison time reduced from 33 years to time served plus 4 years … He can thank Nevada’s new “Stand Your Ground and Whine” law.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
OJ Simpson got his prison time reduced from 33 years to time served plus 4 years … He can thank Nevada’s new “Stand Your Ground and Whine” law.
The pudgy Campbells Kids characters have been put on a diet. Look for the svelte, condensed versions this fall…
There’s a reason McDonald’s pays its Australian workers about twice as much as its American ones. Without the big bucks, Matilda won’t waltz.
Heeeeere’s Johnny, There’s Johnny, Everywhere’s Johnny:
The manufacturer of NCAA footballs, Wilson, has shipped its annual order of 10,000 balls. When they arrived at NCAA headquarters, they were all signed by Johnny Manziel.
There is a rumour on campus that all of Johnny’s term papers and exams were written with “Sharpies”.
Tiger opened his locker at the PGA Championship this morning and inside were 3 dozen brand new Nike balls, all signed by Johnny Football.
A copy of a long lost early film by Orson Welles has been found in Italy, it’s called “Too Much Johnson”. A first look indicates it may have been a documentary about the early years of Milton Berle.
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Women never ask: “Does this dress make my boobs look too big?
Men never ask: “Does this 14-strand comb-over make me look like a pathetic fool?
Before a group of N.H. GOP donors, Mitt Romney said in 2016 they need to pick a candidate who can actually win. Now that’s what I call Presidential timing.
As I told my anorexic girlfriend, sometimes less just isn’t more…
My new girlfriend is on the war-path again. Never date a chick named Siouxsie.
A Florida man killed his wife and posted a picture of her dead body on Facebook. Later turned out to be bogus when the man quickly explained he accidently “Liked” a picture of Joan Rivers.
LOL “picture of Joan Rivers.”
If the rumor’s true that Paula Deen will host a show on Fox News, we’ll see if she can still cook something other than her goose.
My circus-Mom was a lesbian who willed me her tavern…what would YOU do for a Clown-Dyke-Bar?
When I was young my poop had peanuts in it. Now that I’m older it doesn’t. Why?
Because Charles Shultz died?
hahaha Jerry!
Best answer to Jerry W.