JANICE HOUGH says:
A woman who is the current Miss Riverton, Utah, in the Miss America pageant was arrested and charged with making and throwing homemade bombs from a car. There goes her chance to win Miss Congeniality.
JANICE HOUGH says:
A woman who is the current Miss Riverton, Utah, in the Miss America pageant was arrested and charged with making and throwing homemade bombs from a car. There goes her chance to win Miss Congeniality.
“National Underware Day” was held this week in Times Square. I attended, hoping to see some hot thongs. I admit it, I’ve got a womans’ footware fettish.
Since Miss Utah is charged with bomb-throwing, Miss America pageant judges might consider adding a competitive criterion for contestants: How’s your aim?
Once the cop jumped on his horse and blew his whistle, he was able to convince his captain that he wasn’t drunk or gay.
“Underware,” forking under the table?
Underwhere???
Bad news on the weight-front from the doc: “Will, I’m going to write a prescription for a truss… FOR YOUR MAN-BOOBS.”
Hyundai Motors fears a strike by its South Korean union after contract talks broke down Monday … But since the union, like the car maker, copies everyone else, the strike will take place in Detroit.
Is Danica Patrick still racing because she’s a cut below the rest? Just asking.