JERRY W says:
Maybe on some nights the comedian “kills” the audience, and on the other nights the audience can, eh, claim self defense?
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JERRY W says:
Maybe on some nights the comedian “kills” the audience, and on the other nights the audience can, eh, claim self defense?
Comedian Stanley Myron Handleman once told me that sometimes he’d be great, but the audience would bomb.
They say the future of public transportation will have us going 4,000 miles-per-hour inside tubes. I’ve already felt I was going that fast DOWN the tubes.
Age 60, driving 60 in the fast lane, sporting a baseball hat and an attitude, the world is my oyster; I just can’t get it open…
Some guys who have stiffness when the weather changes hope for a lot of weather changes.
Teresa from “Real Housewives of New Jersey” has been indicted on income tax evasion. She could get 50 years in jail. Or worse than that, Snooki could move in with her.
Alex Rodriguez faces a two-year ban from baseball for doping. Or worse than that, Snooki could move in with him.
An unruly crowd brawled and destroyed property following a surfing competition in Huntington Beach, CA. As a deterrent, they should hang ten.
Michael Phelps was injured playing golf. When you’re stoned, those windmills can be dangerous.
MLB says that David Ortiz will not be suspended for destroying two dugout phones with his bat last weekend in Baltimore. Maybe because even in the dugout no one uses land line phones now anyway?
you wouldn’t believe the “roaming” cellular charges I got hit with when I ordered a hot dog and beer from my seat at Safeco Field, Seattle. It would have been cheaper to use the dugout phone. 8-(
Damn good thing Pete Rose wasn’t in that dugout. He would have needed to use the phone.
Why is BMW’s electric “i3” the ultimate driving machine? It’s got the world’s longest extension cord.