JANICE HOUGH (by the way, happy birthday, Janice!) says:
Juror B37′s book deal apparently was killed before she wrote a word. Will her former literary agent claim self-defense?
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JANICE HOUGH (by the way, happy birthday, Janice!) says:
Juror B37′s book deal apparently was killed before she wrote a word. Will her former literary agent claim self-defense?
Sir Mick Jagger turned 70 on Friday. Now he probably Can Always Get What he Wants… if he can remember what it is that he wanted..
Knowing Palo Alto they’ll celebrate with a parade, Vegan, signs, “Get Out Of Low Interest Bearer Bonds” and Breast Cancer Awareness Classes for Men. Still, it is great to live there. Happy Birthday Janice, and many more.
The athletes taking performance-enhancing drugs aren’t the worst problem. The worst problem is the reckless way those drug suppliers are being pursued by geezers trying to make it with young women.
Tim Tebow had a horrendous first training camp practice throwing wounded ducks and missing receivers. No one has looked this bad making passes since Anthony Weiner.
The baseball trading deadline is approaching. We wonder whether there will be a Chris Sale.
Mick Jagger was performing on his 70th birthday. The wiggle had some new wrinkles. Actually, what he was wiggling WITH.
When Halliburton was fined $200,000 for destroying evidence about the worst oil spill in U.S. history, there was no mention of its CEO’s punishment: 20 lashes with a wet noodle.
Happy birthday, Janice!
There is controversy: Does Monopoly plan to drop its “IN JAIL” spaces? NO, but in the new Wall Street version when you’re convicted of insider trading you go straight to Trump Tower.
Even though Anthony Weiner had a slip off the wagon, his wife insists her husband is a new man … At least he will be after she divorces Anthony.