In England, they’ll call it a Royal with cheese. — 13 Comments

  1. They say dolphins call each other by name to talk by using specific whistles. You can imagine a female saying to a male: “If you want me, Steve, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together…and blow.”

  2. Gross-out Alert: Former actress-mom on “The Partridge Family,” Shirley Jones, reveals much in her new autobiography. She writes that her raging sexual nature has always made orgasisms an easy commodity, and she still likes to shake her boobs at former-actor-husband Mary Feldman. Perhaps the mid-70s bombshell does not subscribe to the saying “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”

  3. Madonna, Usher, Pattie Labelle, Kanye West, the Rolling Stones, Justin Timberlake, R. Kelly, Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Will I AM, Erykah Badu and Rod Stewart are among 20 rock stars joining Stevie Wonder’s boycott of Florida. Who cares! The only people older than those clowns IS the state of Florida!

  4. A cargo ship from Cuba to North Korea was stopped and searched in the Panama Canal. Under tons of sugar they found two MiG-21 fighter jets packed in containers … And as usual, Geraldo Rivera.

    Kate Middleton had her baby. She flew to St. Mary’s Hospital, ran to the delivery room, and popped out a baby boy … And as usual, Geraldo Rivera.

  5. One guy believed researchers who said watermelon and raw oysters would do the same for him as Viagra. But he was skeptical about nutmeg. Until Meg showed interest in his.

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