Not guilty. — 11 Comments

  1. A comic I used to see at Open Mike Nights has passed away. Cause of death was listed as bullets made of sweat.

  2. Asiana Airlines is threatening to sue a Bay Area TV station for falsely reporting the names of pilots of the crashed plane as “Sum Ting Wong, ” “Wi Tu Lo”, “Ho Lee Fuk” and “Bang Ding Ow.”

    Look for them to show up with that famous Asian discount attorney, Low Fee.

  3. Word is the jury didn’t let George Zimmerman off because he was innocent. They couldn’t live with the idea of him standing his ground in the prison shower with just soap-on-a-rope.

  4. MLB Commissioner Bud Selig said Monday that “this sport is cleaner than it’s ever been.” And we thought Abbott and Costello had a hard time keeping straight faces for “Who’s on First.”

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