Tofu turducken? — 6 Comments

  1. A jar of rhubarb chutney exploded blew up in a fridge and caused extensive damage to a London apartment. Lucky for me said the woman, I was planning to have it with a can of beans.

    Breaking News: US Homeland Security has issued a “red alert” for suspicious looking people buying excess amounts of rhubarb.

  2. Disney is expected to lose upwards of $150M on it’s box office bomb The Lone Ranger. Good thing they have deep pockets or they might have to see a real Loan Arranger to fund their next movie.

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