BILL WILLIAMS says:
Last year the House of Representatives charged US taxpayers about $2 million for breakfasts, with Speaker John Boehner as the top spender. My guess is he spent it all on orange chicken.
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My wife has a Global Footprint, e.g. she is huge and has big feet.
A 10-hour United Airlines flight from San Francisco to London ran out of toilet paper. Passengers were said to be down in the dumps.
I guess the passengers were S.O.L., see Bill’s post below for further information about the procedure they followed.
Question: What do you think of the anus as a whole?
Answer: I think it’s a dirty crack and should be wiped out.
circa 1956
July 2 marks the 76th anniversary of Amelia Earhart disappearing after radioing for help. Coincidentally, it is also the 76th anniversary of the first Air Traffic Controller found napping on the job.