HARTLEY MILLER says:
A 72-year-old Minnesota man has been sentenced to one week in prison for cheating in a fishing competition. In other words, he was caught hook, line and sinker.
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HARTLEY MILLER says:
A 72-year-old Minnesota man has been sentenced to one week in prison for cheating in a fishing competition. In other words, he was caught hook, line and sinker.
Edward Snowden is living in a Russian airport transit terminal. Didn’t we already see this movie with Tom Hanks?
Have you ever used a Russian public toilet? He’d be better off at Guantanamo.
BIG DIFFERENCE: HOT CHICK VS. CHICK WITH HOT FLASHES.
Last year the House of Representatives charged US taxpayers about $2 million for breakfasts, with Speaker John Boehner as the top spender … My guess is he spent it all on orange chicken.
You got to feel sorry for the thousands of LGBTs who said “I would love to marry you, and will, just as soon as its legal.”
Equality means that everyone should be equally entitled to lose their home and at least half of their possessions in a divorce.
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If everyone loses half their possessions, where does that half end up?
Bill, are you aware of lawyers and (no pun intended) Billable hours?
Ah Jerry, I meant if “everyone” loses half, the loss is equal.
Wasn’t it Camus who said?, “Marry for love, divorce for elastic waist pants.”
In my case I would have preferred KY Jelly considering what I got in the divorce, sort of like the old saying “we split up the diamond mine, she got the diamonds and I got the shaft”.