BILL WILLIAMS says:
Are you worried about the NSA spying on you? Do what I did; increase your porn consumption by 500 percent … They’ll think you’re the Secret Service and leave you alone.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Are you worried about the NSA spying on you? Do what I did; increase your porn consumption by 500 percent … They’ll think you’re the Secret Service and leave you alone.
I need a red sports car to attract young chicks. My wife just doesn’t understand…
Warning, the increase of your porn consumption by 500 percent can lead to medical problems. For me it caused weeks of therapy for tennis elbow, which was embarrassing because I never was within a mile of a tennis court.
*Way to lob your glob!
Does happen jerry, but did Medicare?