JERRY W says:
When Scott Thorson attended the reading of Liberace’s will, he was surprised that he didn’t get the entire estate. As he explained in court, “Everyone knows that I was the driving force behind Liberace, anyone that knows us can tell you I was behind him 24-7 and working as hard as I could”.
I’m real dumb about cryogenics … Does anybody know if Walt’s head grows a beard and needs shaving?
The best looking beard I’ve ever seen? I call it a tie between Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz.
Are you worried about the NSA spying on you? Do what I did; increase your porn consumption by 500 percent … They’ll think you’re the Secret Service and leave you alone.
WIFE: “Does this dress make me look too fat?”
WILL: “No, honey. Your butt does that.”
Not say’in my geek wife is overweight, but she does work for BitSoft.
At least the NSA is listening to everybody. It doesn’t get much more democratic than that.
Asked new girlfriend what her favorite music is. Thinking a minute, she replied: Humming.
Ah, she must be a Michael Douglas fan.
If they ever remake Goldfinger, Catherine Zeta-Jones is a lock for the Pussy Galore role.