WILL the THRILL says:
Trying to get my real estate business off the ground, I named it Sherlock Homes. Why it failed is … a mystery.
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WILL the THRILL says:
Trying to get my real estate business off the ground, I named it Sherlock Homes. Why it failed is … a mystery.
Famous Detective: John, this woman says she bore your male child.
Sidekick: Wat son?
A gun range in Texas allows customers to take target practice using high-powered rifles from a helicopter. Apparently it was too expensive to build a bell tower.
What if the hokey pokey IS what it’s all about?
The Miss World Pageant has eliminated the bathing suit competition because some religious leaders complained … I guess it interfered with their long-white-socks and habit-pulled-up spanking fantasy.
Any news if they’re going to replace the bathing suit competition with an explosive vest competition? That could be a real blast….
Batting practice was cancelled before the Rangers-Indians game tonight after a sinkhole opened up behind the pitcher’s mound. Down in Los Angeles, Dodgers fans wonder how they can get one of those sinkholes in the bullpen.
Just a thought for folks worried that the government will know exactly what you are reading. There’s a cure for that. Use cash and buy a magazine, newspaper or an actual book.