JANICE HOUGH says:
A woman known as the “hot-dog hooker” from Long Island, NY, jailed for 7 days last year for selling sex out of her hot-dog truck, was busted again for prostitution yesterday. Maybe she should try a change of direction, like working on Anthony Weiner’s campaign.
Not able to picture where she could service her clients with a hot-dog cart…?
Maybe it was made by Buick, with a row of “Glory Holes” on each side?
In Detroit, an Emergency Manager has warned creditors that they will be offered pennies on the dollar. Assets such as the Zoo animals and artwork from The Detroit Institute of Arts are also on the table. Maybe folks will be paid in giraffes and Van Goghs…
Would a Jewish john named Frank be called a “skinless Frank?”