JERRY W says:
When someone in China says you’re a one-in-a-million kind of person, this actually means that there are more than 1,300 others just like you.
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JERRY W says:
When someone in China says you’re a one-in-a-million kind of person, this actually means that there are more than 1,300 others just like you.
After the recent release of two films dealing with a hostile seizure of the white house, plans were announced for a film about a hostile takeover of congress. These plans came to an end when it was pointed out that this has already happened, and further, no one had much interest in how to save a member of congress.
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Disneyland and Disneyworld are jacking up prices. Perhaps now they can give Donald Duck a raise so he can afford to buy pants.
A Texas English teacher is accused of having sex with a student she was supposed to be tutoring. Apparently, they spent a lot of time conjugating verbs.
An intoxicated naked man was arrested for hiding in his neighbor’s clothes dryer. Perhaps he went there to “dry out.”
“The Sopranos” was chosen as the best-written TV show of all time by the Writers Guild of America. If “The Sopranos” hadn’t been selected, several guild members would have had their kneecaps broken.
Michael Douglas has clearly explained how oral sex can lead to cancer, he’s obviously a cunning linguist.
My wife gets upset over the smallest things. Like the time she caught me in bed with a dwarf…
I knew it. Michael Douglas’ ears are larger than before he married Zeta-Jones.
That may be why he got that tattoo on his forehead, the one that says:
“Don’t grab my ears, I know what I’m doing!”
haha, you are 1 in a million.
So, what you’re saying is, Dumbo probably gave pretty awesome oral?
Once you master how to breathe through your ears, awesome oral is, eh… easy, especially with those ears.
Top three most dangerous recreational sports:
1. Skydiving
2. Scuba diving
3. Muff diving
I’m still trying to find the “Oh, Gee!” Spot.
Scientists in Australia say they’ve found a remote lake that hasn’t been affected by climate change. It’s about the same as it was 7500 years ago. They call it “God’s Bathtub.” Which explains the huge bubbles that pop up in the middle of the lake every night.
Terry, is that a Heavenly Farter joke?