GARY BACHMAN says:
Barbara Walters is retiring. The time is right – in a recent interview she couldn’t even make John Boehner cry.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Barbara Walters is retiring. The time is right – in a recent interview she couldn’t even make John Boehner cry.
Martha Stewart is really getting into computer dating … After an evening of stimulating gamesmanship there’s nothing like a long night of hard booting.
Another name for penis: youtube.
The winning Powerball ticket was bought at a supermarket in South Florida. A clerk at the store says she remembers who bought the winning ticket — an old guy wearing a ball cap who drove with his left turn signal on all the time. That should narrow it down.
Watching the tornadoes sweep across the U.S. on the Weather Channel, I realized that they were heading in the direction of my ex-wife in Indiana, and I wondered what I could possible do next. Then it hit me… I quickly jumped up and changed the channel so I could watch the reruns of “Big Bang Theory” until the 11 p.m. news comes on, and then I can find out if prayers actually work.
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Evan Mathis, a Philadelphia Eagles offensive lineman, peed on IRS property and posted a picture of it on Instagram. Mathis will probably be targeted for an audit–especially since he lines up right of center.
Seventeen puppies were abandoned along an Indiana road. Isn’t there a fine for dumping litter?
Coach Chip Kelly has eliminated junk food from the Philadelphia Eagles training facility. For Michael Vick this means no more Kibbles ‘n Bits.
According to USA Today, groups with names that included words like “Progressive” were not targeted by the IRS. So I guess Flo can breathe a sigh of relief.
China plans to erect the world’s tallest building. It will be constructed using child labor and will made entirely of Legos.
A Brooklyn bar is holding a “Smallest Penis Contest.” It would take some big cojones to enter that contest. Oh, wait. . .
There was a huge explosion on the moon. Apparently, the latest North Korean missile launch was just a little off target.