TC in BC says:
The Mars One project, is planning to send willing pioneers on a one way trip to Mars, with no chance of returning to Earth. So far approx 80,000 applicants have signed up worldwide. At least 35 have come from Canada. It has just been verified that they are all players and/or coaches of the Vancouver Canucks.
My wife is a CPA and a LMA. The second acronym stands for Leave Me Alone!
A painting featuring a topless Bea Arthur sold at auction for $1.9 million dollars. At the same auction a painting of a bottomless Kim Kardashian sold for $3 million, it went for the higher amount because it took two canvasses to fit everything in.
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy … Should be no problem, she married two boobs.
Old and confused!
Police arrested two residents of a senior center in New Jersey for running a prostitution/cocaine ring … You know, it’s real easy being a hooker to a senior. You don’t have to have sex, just tell him he forgot what a good time he had.
My wife is like a jewel: on a permantently bad mood-ring.
The White House would really like to get these negative stories off the front page. Wonder how much they’ve offered to have Carnival Cruise Lines strand another ship somewhere?
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The latest player caught in baseball’s testing program is a Marlins minor league pitcher who has been suspended 50 games. If you have to cheat and you can’t even make the Miami Marlins roster, maybe it’s time to find a new career choice.