GARY BACHMAN says:
Michael Jordan married his longtime girlfriend Saturday in a jaw-dropping 40,000 square foot tent. It’s the largest tent since Chris Christie went camping last summer.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Michael Jordan married his longtime girlfriend Saturday in a jaw-dropping 40,000 square foot tent. It’s the largest tent since Chris Christie went camping last summer.
In tents…HA HA HA! A good one.
Good one Gary.
Thanks, Janice!
Jason Collins’ former fiancee says she had no idea during their 8-year relationship that he was gay. Well, he might be a bit young for her, but Manti T’eo is available.
Willie Nelson is 80. So assume he is singing “To all the girls I loved before. Though I can’t remember who they are….”
Star Wars jokes never go out of style: May the 4th be with you!
My Mexican wife and I are having problems. Guess we’ll just have to ride out the rapidios.
One thing about being a gay basketball player with a girlfriend: You don’t have to buy her a diamond when you cheat. “Got a game Honey.”
The PGA has dropped its doping case against Vijay Singh over deer antler spray. It is no longer on the list of banned substances. Insiders say that Tiger never used it, but may have at one time hit on a waitress named Bambi.
It took over 6 ½ hours and 19 innings for the Oakland A’s to beat the Angels Mon night. In the bottom of the 9th, Oakland’s Yoenis Cespedes drove in Coco Crisp with 2 out to tie the score. After the game concluded in the 19th, both teams met Cespedes outside and beat the crap out of him.