WILL DURST says:
Sen. Lindsay Graham says President Obama is responsible for the Boston Marathon bombing. Which means Bush is to blame for 911. And the 1906 earthquake: Teddy Roosevelt’s fault.
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The BC Lions of the CFL signed QB Chris Hart and cut QB Rudy Carpenter. Is it fair to say that Carpenter didn’t have all the tools ?
Maybe the Lions needed Hart?
Just asking…..
Spring has sprung…in our freaking mattress!
I have a short attention span. Just give me the Summer School version…
Not saying my wife is dumb, because she can definitely talk, but she asked me whether Oktoberfest was in the Summer. Sure, on Mars!
Willie Nelson is such a beloved character, he’s been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the Country Music Hall of Fame, and the Cheech and Chong hall of fame.
Ashton Kutcher got in a shoving match with a security guard at the Stagecoach Music Festival … Typical Ashton, didn’t mean any harm. He was just trying to date the guy’s granny.
I went to a Fantasy Camp this Spring. It was called: “How to get divorced without going broke.”