WILL the THRILL says:
GIRL: “Will, why did you marry a woman so much older than yourself?”
WILL: “I wanted to…own a piece of history.”
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WILL the THRILL says:
GIRL: “Will, why did you marry a woman so much older than yourself?”
WILL: “I wanted to…own a piece of history.”
What if we let the Boston Bomber go and claim it was a government plot to kill Catholics. Would North Korea be so confused it would attack Iran?
On Virgin Airlines, you can now order and send fellow passengers drinks. Not to be outdone, Jet Blue announced that drinks and food can be ordered from the airport lounge ss you sit waiting on the tarmac.
*as you sit
tc,
*As you sit on your ass waiting for that traffic controller to sober up from an unexpected call to return to work.
Oh great. Go back to work so you can catch up on your sleep. Beauty, eh? 😎
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Was afraid for a minute that you were a Nazi, TC.
Los Angeles Lakers against the San Antonio Spurs. As far as Jack Nicholson is concerned, this series is just Too Few Good Men.
Is that the trooooooth?
Gwyneth Paltrow told Ellen Degeneres that she was “humiliated” by a see-through dress she wore to the Premiere of Iron Man. Here’s a hint Gwyneth, it IS possible to try clothes on in front of a mirror.
Gwyneth has limited acting talent, IMO. She does has a sequel in the works, entitled “Foreign Country Strong.”
An American Airlines flight attendant refused to allow a new mom to use her breast pump, a violation of the airline policy … Yeah, you can take something out all right, but she wanted to pump somethin’ in.
Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer was hospitalized following a bicycle accident. The accident happened when Breyer leaned too far to the left.
Clint Eastwood hopes to be directing at age 105. At 105, he’ll be in a nursing home giving instructions to a rocking chair.
I work for a dwarf. Man, I am sick of her micro-managing me.
Dave Gold, founder of the 99 Cents Only Stores dies at 80 … Boy is he gonna be pissed he didn’t make 99.
Ex-Leafs GM Brian Burke is suing online posters for falsely spreading rumors that he had an affair with a female TV sports broadcaster. Fans know the truth. That could not have possibly happened as Brian was in love with coach Ron Wilson.
Because she’s bored with seeing the clothing with the word “Pink” on the rear end, Rihanna’s decided to produce and market her own line of sweats with the logo “Black ‘N Blue” across the great divide. At least that’s how she described the butt area on the leotards when Kim Kardashian tried them on.
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
I am addicted to KFC. This is serious. It’s not easy trying to kick the bucket.
Michael Jordan married his longtime girlfriend Saturday in a jaw-dropping 40,000 square foot tent. It’s the largest tent since Chris Christie went campng last summer.
Putting a diamond ring on a go-go-girls’ finger, is like putting a bayonet on a shotgun: stupid. Trust me, I have, ahem, experience in this realm.
A woman in Wisconsin called 911 to complain that two kittens were having sex in her front yard. The 911 dispatcher was really fed up about it. Another f’ing cat emergency.
Breaking news: A male professional ice skater is the first to come out that he is straight.
Sen. Lindsay Graham says President Obama is responsible for the Boston Marathon bombing. Which means Bush is to blame for 911. And the 1906 earthquake: Teddy Roosevelt’s fault.
The problem with impotence is that…there is really no up-side to it.
🙂
There is an Apple store in Kabul, Afghanistan … Over there, if you download an app and don’t pay, they cut off your texting finger.
We can rule out Kobe Bryant coming out as gay. He’s never made a pass at another player.