And Cheney will be on his 15th heart. — 6 Comments

  1. A letter laced with the deadly poison ricin was sent to President Obama, and the FBI says it came from an Elvis impersonator in Mississippi. He was easy to track down. The FBI just took the letter and wrote upon it: “Return to Sender. Address unknown. No such number. No such zone.”

  2. Because the budget crisis has caused some air traffic controllers to be laid off, the FAA says we can expect flight delays of up to 3 and 1/2 hours this summer. So who knew that having fewer traffic controllers would shorten airline delays.

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