GARY BACHMAN says:
A 14-year-old from China is competing in the Masters. He’s the only golfer in the field who made his own shoes.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
A 14-year-old from China is competing in the Masters. He’s the only golfer in the field who made his own shoes.
If Anheiser-Bush sold beer in Brazil, would it be advertised as: “Cold as the Andes?”
Paul McCartney is reported to be worth over a Billion dollars. That sound you hear in the background is his ex-wife Heather Mills (sometimes called Pogo Ono) trying to kick herself in the ass for divorcing him too early, a very difficult trick for a 1 legged gold digger. She wants to re-open the divorce settlement to get more money, but Paul’s lawyer says she barely has a leg to stand on.
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The new movie about Baseball great Jackie Robinson is called “42”, the player number he made famous. The plans to make a film about Ron Jeremy that was going to be called “10” have been postponed because Ron objected, he says he got that number because it was very cold that day.
Jerry,
Did you hear about the guy who was bitten to death by a beaver?
How long did it take the funeral parlor to wipe that crazy smile off his face?
I don’t know about the smile, but I do know he had a gun and before he could get a beaver shot, he was gone.
Sad to report that Jonathan Winters has died, suddenly the world is a little less funny than it was.
California wants to punish Boy Scouts for banning gays by taking away their non- profit status. Next on the list: churches where hugs are withheld.
If that was Vijay instead of Tiger, Masters Chairman Billy Payne would have personally drove him to the airport this morning.